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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Why do you call him 'Mr
Puns Home
"Why do you call him 'Mr. Gimlet?' That isn't his name."
"I know. But he's such a bore!"
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The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
An Emblem Of Tenuity
We Witness Every Day;
Behold The Corset-and You'll See
The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To
Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night
Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
Mrs
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
Do I Bore You
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr
She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
Bill Had A Billboard
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
Seven Little Missionaries--
Horrible Their Fate--
Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones
Then They Were Ate
Let Me See Said The Minister
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said:
You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise
I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
After All You Know Said Mr
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