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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Why do you call him 'Mr

Puns Home









"Why do you call him 'Mr. Gimlet?' That isn't his name."



"I know. But he's such a bore!"











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Tom--what's That
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
Little Mary Quite Contrary
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With Something To Eat
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
Can You Swim Little Boy
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
Mrs
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames