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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Why do you call him 'Mr

Puns Home









"Why do you call him 'Mr. Gimlet?' That isn't his name."



"I know. But he's such a bore!"











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Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw Away Some Rotten Eggs
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg Margie
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
That Man Has Had Five Wives
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object Widowhood
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
You Own Your Own House Don't You
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
What's The Matter John
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr