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Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Why do you call that colored man a blackmailer

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"Why do you call that colored man a blackmailer."



"Because he is employed at the post-office. And that ain't the

worst of it."



"No?"



"No, sir; his wife takes hush money."



"You don't say so!"



"I do. She's a child nurse."











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Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
What's The Matter Here
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
That Man Has Had Five Wives
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver He Ran Out
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang The Electric Bell
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
The Street Car Lurched
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah Who Put On A Great Many Airs She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs