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Why do you call that colored man a blackmailer

Puns Home









"Why do you call that colored man a blackmailer."



"Because he is employed at the post-office. And that ain't the

worst of it."



"No?"



"No, sir; his wife takes hush money."



"You don't say so!"



"I do. She's a child nurse."











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