Tommy Fox kept a sharp look-out to see what he could capture to eat. But he could discover nothing at all. To be sure, there were birds in the trees, and birds' nests too, and Tommy was very fond of birds' eggs. But he couldn't climb trees. T... Read more of TOMMY FOX IS HUNGRY at Children Stories.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Why do you call that colored man a blackmailer

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"Why do you call that colored man a blackmailer."



"Because he is employed at the post-office. And that ain't the

worst of it."



"No?"



"No, sir; his wife takes hush money."



"You don't say so!"



"I do. She's a child nurse."











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