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But When He Joined The Temperance Club
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He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
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I Never Saw A Saw
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Why do you call your dog hardware
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"Why do you call your dog hardware?"
"Because when I go to whip him he makes a bolt for the door."
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Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
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Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
Of The Heroine In One Of The Latest Sensational Novels It Is
Said: Her Eyes Chained Him To The Spit
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love
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Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
You Were Thrown Out
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry
Rich Ones To Settle Up
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So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
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Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
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