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Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
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Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Why is a railroad train like a bedbug
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Why is a railroad train like a bedbug?
It runs over the sleepers.
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Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They
Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On
Me
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife
Must Be Beside Himself
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To
Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In
It
Mrs
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of
Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In
Our Favor
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