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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Why is a railroad train like a bedbug

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Why is a railroad train like a bedbug?



It runs over the sleepers.











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Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were You
When Was Money First Invented
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter In Order To Settle With Paul But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter And Paul Never Sees Us At All
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The Axe-sent
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
Mrs
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
Hush Not So Loud
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
I'll Admit Said Mrs