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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Why is a railroad train like a bedbug

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Why is a railroad train like a bedbug?



It runs over the sleepers.











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I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The Browsing Goat
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
You Own Your Own House Don't You
Mr
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
--i Want To Be An Angel
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As It Were
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
What A Distinguished Looking Man
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
Did You Ever Catch Your Husband Flirting