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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Why is a railroad train like a bedbug

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Why is a railroad train like a bedbug?



It runs over the sleepers.











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That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm; To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice But One Thing I Know This Matching For Dough Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At Once
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
Pressed For Work--cider
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two Jackey
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was Bred
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It
Husband--where's Your Mistress
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid