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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

Why is a railroad train like a bedbug

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Why is a railroad train like a bedbug?

It runs over the sleepers.

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Is The Proprietor In
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A Week
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
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A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are Superstitious
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
He Who Courts And Goes Away May Court Again Another Day; But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still May Go To Court Against His Will
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
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Let Me See Said The Minister
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