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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Why should a young man never raise his straw hat to a lady
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"Why should a young man never raise his straw hat to a lady?"
"Because it is never felt."
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Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient
Jest Of Borem's
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's
Disposition
Why The Bare Idea
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends
My Savings Are Complete;
I Light The Candle At Both Ends
And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
When Was Money First Invented
We Are Told That Gen
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't
Find It Anywhere
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
He Kissed Her On The Cheek;
It Seemed A Harmless Frolic;
He's Been Laid Up A Week--
They Say With Painter's Colic
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat
One Day As He Chanced There To Stop
The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed
And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said:
Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
These Verses Make No Sense Said She;
I Can't Tell What They Mean
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
Tom--what's That
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For
The Health
Mr
Did You Ever Catch Your Husband Flirting
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