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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Why so glum Blumly

Puns Home









"Why so glum, Blumly? Anything gone wrong?"



"Yes, I've just lost two of my best friends."



"By death or marriage?"



"Neither. I loaned them money."











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Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
The Landlord Came To Mrs
What Is The Best Way To Raise Cabbage
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be Booked To Beat The Favorite
If Tough Spells Tough
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military Honors
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill