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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Why so glum Blumly
Puns Home
"Why so glum, Blumly? Anything gone wrong?"
"Yes, I've just lost two of my best friends."
"By death or marriage?"
"Neither. I loaned them money."
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Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The
E
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On
Myself
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland
Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near
Bangor
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket
Fence
Why The Bare Idea
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With
Something To Eat
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A
Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight
On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying
To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
Doing Anything Now Bill
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were
You
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
Mrs
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
Mrs
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