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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Why the bare idea
Puns Home
"Why, the bare idea!"
"Of what, dear?"
"Telling the naked truth!"
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Puns
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A
Shade Above The Street
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
There With The Itch
An Emblem Of Tenuity
We Witness Every Day;
Behold The Corset-and You'll See
The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her
Neighbors
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
Let Me See Said The Minister
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To
Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years
Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't
He
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand
Soight
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
Do I Bore You
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell
Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
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