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He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

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WIFE--"Got a dollar?"

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"I did."

"Doesn't look like it."

"Well, I did; I sent it to the Fiji Island heathen."

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For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
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He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
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