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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
How Are You To-day

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What's The Matter Here
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

WIFE--Got a dollar

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WIFE--"Got a dollar?"

HUSBAND--"Where's the last dollar I gave you?"


"I thought I told you to make it go as far as you could."

"I did."

"Doesn't look like it."

"Well, I did; I sent it to the Fiji Island heathen."

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Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
Cohen Left The Ball-game
Hush Not So Loud
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
Guest--what Have You Got
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
A Dude From St
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
I'm Nearly Starved
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without Reflecting
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw Away Some Rotten Eggs
The Hawk Was Dozing
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause When Mr
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation After The Wedding
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch