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WIFE--Got a dollar

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WIFE--"Got a dollar?"



HUSBAND--"Where's the last dollar I gave you?"



"Gone."



"I thought I told you to make it go as far as you could."



"I did."



"Doesn't look like it."



"Well, I did; I sent it to the Fiji Island heathen."











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