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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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WIFE--Got a dollar
Puns Home
WIFE--"Got a dollar?"
HUSBAND--"Where's the last dollar I gave you?"
"Gone."
"I thought I told you to make it go as far as you could."
"I did."
"Doesn't look like it."
"Well, I did; I sent it to the Fiji Island heathen."
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Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On
Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
Cohen Left The Ball-game
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
Lady--what
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of
Water
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill;
He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will;
Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through
You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A
Maltese Cross
Did You Ever Catch Your Husband Flirting
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
Are You The Photographer
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All
Named Samuel
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make
This Life A Bitter Cup
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The
Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds
Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too
Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody
Works Bu
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
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