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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
How Are You To-day

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What's The Matter Here
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

With cards and dice and dress and friends My savings are complete; I light the candle at both ends And thus make both ends meet

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With cards and dice, and dress and friends,

My savings are complete;

I light the candle at both ends,

And thus make both ends meet.

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Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
What's The Matter John
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was Making A Speech Once