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Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Would you said the reporter who gets novel interviews tell me what book helped you most in life

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"Would you," said the reporter who gets novel interviews, "tell

me what book helped you most in life?"



After a thoughtful pause, the great man answered: "My bank-book."











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Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
And So Prof
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Why The Bare Idea
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood To The Cinder
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word; That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes Practice Inside Of It
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms