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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




YANKEE--I say Britisher can you spell horse

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YANKEE--"I say, Britisher, can you spell horse?"



ENGLISHMAN--"'Orse? Why, certainly. It honly takes a haitch and a

ho and a har and a hess and a he to spell 'orse."











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Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg On The Nest
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If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
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Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
--i Want To Be An Angel
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was Really Cheap
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
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