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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




YEAST--Did you ever try to dye eggs

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YEAST--Did you ever try to dye eggs?



CRIMSONBEAK--No, I never did; but I've tried 'em after they were

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Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He Meets Short-sighted
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
Seven Little Missionaries-- Horrible Their Fate-- Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones Then They Were Ate
A Dude From St
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
What's The Matter Here
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum And The Admission To Sing Sing
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid And Kissed Her Finger Tips; But He Lost Out
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
What Did You Wear Last Night
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose