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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Yes dear said the petted young wife examining her Christmas
gift these diamond earrings are pretty but the stones are
awfully small
Puns Home
"Yes, dear," said the petted young wife, examining her Christmas
gift, "these diamond earrings are pretty, but the stones are
awfully small."
"Of course, my dear," replied the diplomat husband, "but if they
were any larger they'd be all out of proportion to the size of
your ears."
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Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial
I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
What's The Matter With Smith
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
What's The Matter Here
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
Well Have You Anything To Say
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A
Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
You Were Thrown Out
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well--
Hence All His Ills;
And Nothing Now Agrees With Him
Excepting Pills
That Man Has Had Five Wives
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of
Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All
Named Samuel
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always
Enjoy A Little Loaf
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The
Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds
Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too
Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody
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