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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Yes he's got a flying-machine ready for a trial now and he's trying hard not to be proud

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"Yes, he's got a flying-machine ready for a trial now and he's

trying hard not to be proud?"



"Why shouldn't he be proud?"



"Well, pride goes before a fall, you know."











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My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Pressed For Work--cider
Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On Your Knees
Maud--how Do You Define Love
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me Unconscious For Several Hours
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg Margie
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
Diner--hello
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't Engaged
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
When Was Money First Invented
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone Number Be
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
What's The Matter Here
He Used To Send Her Roses; He Sent Them Every Hour But Now They're Married And He Sends Her Home A Cauliflower
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
How Are You To-day