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Yes he's got a flying-machine ready for a trial now and he's trying hard not to be proud

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"Yes, he's got a flying-machine ready for a trial now and he's

trying hard not to be proud?"



"Why shouldn't he be proud?"



"Well, pride goes before a fall, you know."











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I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To Describe A Lake
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
What Is The Secret Of Success
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined Before
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With Tiresome Callers
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid And Kissed Her Finger Tips; But He Lost Out
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The Society Of The Great
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
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