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He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Yes he's got a flying-machine ready for a trial now and he's trying hard not to be proud

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"Yes, he's got a flying-machine ready for a trial now and he's

trying hard not to be proud?"



"Why shouldn't he be proud?"



"Well, pride goes before a fall, you know."











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You Say His Wife's A Brunette
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A Harness For A Flea
Here Is A Chestnut Your Ire Arouses So Often It's Brought To Your Minds People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Always Pull Down The Blinds
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
He Who Courts And Goes Away May Court Again Another Day; But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still May Go To Court Against His Will
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone Number Be
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
Only Tells Half
Husband--where's Your Mistress
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
Love They Say Is Blind