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Yes he's got a flying-machine ready for a trial now and he's trying hard not to be proud

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"Yes, he's got a flying-machine ready for a trial now and he's

trying hard not to be proud?"



"Why shouldn't he be proud?"



"Well, pride goes before a fall, you know."











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It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem You Really Ought To Try And Hide Your Lack Of Self-esteem
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For The Health
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
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Alas For All Their Ecstasy They Knew Not What Was Best: The Young Man Reached The Front Door The Old Man Did The Rest
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When You've Finished
Harold Began His Wife
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
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Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
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Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
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