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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Yes indeed he's the homeliest man in public life to-day
Puns Home
"Yes, indeed, he's the homeliest man in public life to-day.
Haven't you ever seen him?"
"No, but I've seen caricatures of him."
"Oh, they flatter him. You should see him."
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Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say:
Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends
My Savings Are Complete;
I Light The Candle At Both Ends
And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You
Last See Your Sister
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of
Stations Clearly And Distinctly
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The
Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This
Boarding-house
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
Where Are You Working Now
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up
Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
Guest--what Have You Got
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell
Dinner
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
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