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He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

Yes indeed he's the homeliest man in public life to-day

Puns Home

"Yes, indeed, he's the homeliest man in public life to-day.

Haven't you ever seen him?"

"No, but I've seen caricatures of him."

"Oh, they flatter him. You should see him."


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