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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Yes indeed he's the homeliest man in public life to-day

Puns Home









"Yes, indeed, he's the homeliest man in public life to-day.

Haven't you ever seen him?"



"No, but I've seen caricatures of him."



"Oh, they flatter him. You should see him."











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There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
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