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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Yes indeed he's the homeliest man in public life to-day

Puns Home









"Yes, indeed, he's the homeliest man in public life to-day.

Haven't you ever seen him?"



"No, but I've seen caricatures of him."



"Oh, they flatter him. You should see him."











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He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
He's A Professional Grafter
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Little Mary Quite Contrary
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone Number Be
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One