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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Yes the team is quite a good one Mr

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"Yes, the team is quite a good one, Mr. Horsley," he said as he

returned the livery man's brag team, "but it has two drawbacks."

"Oh, indeed; and may I inquire what they are?" "The lines."











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Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause When Mr
We Are Told That Gen
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
He Used To Send Her Roses; He Sent Them Every Hour But Now They're Married And He Sends Her Home A Cauliflower
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
Bill Had A Billboard
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The Axe-sent
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew Upon The Purple Hills For I Am Worried Far Too Much By Falling Due Of Bills
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To Orchard Park
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged To
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
What's The Matter Here
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes