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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Yes the team is quite a good one Mr

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"Yes, the team is quite a good one, Mr. Horsley," he said as he

returned the livery man's brag team, "but it has two drawbacks."

"Oh, indeed; and may I inquire what they are?" "The lines."











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Is It Raining Girls
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With All Their Fruit
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting On His Hat And Coat
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
How To Make Your Trousers Last Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
Are You An Amateur Photographer
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A Dilapidated Condition