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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
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Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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You are making yourself rather officious in this crowd said a
burly policeman to a notorious pickpocket
Puns Home
"You are making yourself rather officious in this crowd," said a
burly policeman to a notorious pickpocket. "I am only trying to
dis-purse them," said the thief.
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Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out
Of Danger
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
What's The Matter John
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A
Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have
No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The
Axe-sent
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular
Song
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were
You
What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been
Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
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Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last
Night
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence
Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
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