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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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You have a bad cold he said
Puns Home
"You have a bad cold," he said. "I have," she replied huskily. "I
am so hoarse that if you attempted to kiss me I couldn't even
scream."
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Puns
You Own Your Own House Don't You
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs
Sometimes
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing
Robe
Bill Had A Billboard
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't
He
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The
Question
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid
We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm;
To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus
The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial
I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To
Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish
Him From The Common Herd
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket
Fence
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of
It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat
And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried
Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem
You Really Ought To Try And Hide
Your Lack Of Self-esteem
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