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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




You have a bad cold he said

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"You have a bad cold," he said. "I have," she replied huskily. "I

am so hoarse that if you attempted to kiss me I couldn't even

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What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military Honors
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody Works Bu
I Will Not Sit That Way
Special Rules For Guests
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
Can You Swim Little Boy
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
As He Walked With Baby He Had To Confess That Marriage With Him Was A Howling Success
Bill Had A Billboard
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs