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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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You have been losing flesh lately haven't you
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"You have been losing flesh lately, haven't you?" "Yes, I've been
shaving myself."
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We witness every day;
Behold the corset-and you'll see
The whale-bone comes to STAY
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all my letters and I am still the same
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Puns
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial
Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They
Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
How Are You To-day
The Street Car Lurched
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
Little Mary Quite Contrary
What's The Matter Here
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same
Amount Of Real Feeling
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The
Question
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To
Orchard Park
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under
A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark
Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In
Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away
All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
What Is Love
Mr
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath
Before Retiring
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without
Reflecting
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