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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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You haven't a cent and yet wish to marry Miss Bilyan
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"You haven't a cent, and yet wish to marry Miss Bilyan. Don't you
expect her father to kick you out?"
"Oh, no I intend to go before the footlights."
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What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer
Loses His Nerve
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little
As You Go Your Way;
Bluffing May Not Always Help You--
Many Times It May
She--are You Fond Of Tea
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called
Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any
'coppers' Down There
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In
Length
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On
Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
Tom--what's That
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish
Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause
When Mr
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
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