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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




You know Fatty Schultz the butcher

Puns Home









"You know Fatty Schultz the butcher. What do you suppose he

weighs?"



"I don't know, what does he weigh?"



"Meat."











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He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well-- Hence All His Ills; And Nothing Now Agrees With Him Excepting Pills
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
You Own Your Own House Don't You
Are Your Folks Well To Do
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From Ten Till Three
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same As They Have In New York
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Doing Anything Now Bill
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
Mike D' I Ever Tell Ye The Story About The Dirty Window
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of Children