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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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You know Fatty Schultz the butcher
Puns Home
"You know Fatty Schultz the butcher. What do you suppose he
weighs?"
"I don't know, what does he weigh?"
"Meat."
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There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah
Who Put On A Great Many Airs
She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana
And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face
Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten
Dollars
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed
Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The
Way And Those Who Didn't
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's
Disposition
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
He Kissed Her On The Cheek;
It Seemed A Harmless Frolic;
He's Been Laid Up A Week--
They Say With Painter's Colic
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A
Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On
Me Own Clothes
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is
Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
So Maude Is Happily Married
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of
Water
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of
Men's Clothes
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
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