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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Ah
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




You ought to be very proud of your wife

Puns Home









"You ought to be very proud of your wife. She is a brilliant

talker."



"You're right there."



"Why, I could listen to her all night."



"I have to."











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Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
Scene--cabstand
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To Succeed Without Pluck
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
Mary Had A Little Waist Where Waists Were Meant To Grow And Everywhere The Fashions Went Her Waist Was Sure To Go
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
Hush Not So Loud
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A Harness For A Flea
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was Making A Speech Once
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
--i Want To Be An Angel
She--are You Fond Of Tea
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object Widowhood
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other