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You own your own house don't you

Puns Home









"You own your own house, don't you?"



"I used to."



"Have you sold it?"



"No, I haven't sold it."



"Then how is it you don't own it?"



"Well, you see, we have company most of the time."











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I Will Not Sit That Way
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
Only Tells Half
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause When Mr
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say: The Saw's More Sad Than Witty The Public Gathers 'round To Play The Trust Controls The Kitty
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To Describe A Lake
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
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What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For The Health
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes Practice Inside Of It
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
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You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
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Love They Say Is Blind
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