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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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You own your own house don't you
Puns Home
"You own your own house, don't you?"
"I used to."
"Have you sold it?"
"No, I haven't sold it."
"Then how is it you don't own it?"
"Well, you see, we have company most of the time."
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He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
The Street Car Lurched
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A
Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be
Booked To Beat The Favorite
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They
Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money
Fast
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough
When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When
You've Finished
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In
It
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To
A Count
Mrs
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years
Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied
And When The Performance Was Done
Alas
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And
Then Died Remarked Mrs
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up
And Looked Her Over And Went Away
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are
Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are
Married
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
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