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You own your own house don't you

Puns Home









"You own your own house, don't you?"



"I used to."



"Have you sold it?"



"No, I haven't sold it."



"Then how is it you don't own it?"



"Well, you see, we have company most of the time."











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What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
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First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
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A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
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This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
Diner--hello
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was Really Cheap
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum And The Admission To Sing Sing
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Why The Bare Idea
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
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Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
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