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Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

You say his wife's a brunette

Puns Home

"You say his wife's a brunette? I thought he married a blonde."

"He did, but she dyed."

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Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives You A Pane
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A Dilapidated Condition
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You Last See Your Sister
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing And What Is That
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another