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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




You say his wife's a brunette

Puns Home









"You say his wife's a brunette? I thought he married a blonde."



"He did, but she dyed."











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Mike D' I Ever Tell Ye The Story About The Dirty Window
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
Are You Engaged
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
How To Make Your Trousers Last Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
An Excellent Reason
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As It Were
Why The Bare Idea
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
What's The Matter Here
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The Browsing Goat
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To A Count
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
Why So Glum Blumly
What Have You Here
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
Is It Raining Girls