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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




You should sleep on your right side madam

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"You should sleep on your right side, madam."



"I really can't do it, doctor; my husband talks in his sleep, and

I can't hear a thing with my left ear."











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Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two Jackey
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
--i Want To Be An Angel
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't He
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
I'm Nearly Starved
Let Me See Said The Minister
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level