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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




You should sleep on your right side madam

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"You should sleep on your right side, madam."



"I really can't do it, doctor; my husband talks in his sleep, and

I can't hear a thing with my left ear."











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Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
An Excellent Reason
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged To
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
What's The Matter Here
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
What's The Matter Here
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object Widowhood
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice