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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




You should sleep on your right side madam

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"You should sleep on your right side, madam."



"I really can't do it, doctor; my husband talks in his sleep, and

I can't hear a thing with my left ear."











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He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The Axe-sent
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You Last See Your Sister
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist