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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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You shouldn't drink your whiskey without water
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"You shouldn't drink your whiskey without water."
"Why not?"
"You'll ruin the coat of your stomach."
"Oh, well-it's an old coat, anyhow."
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She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One
Should Never Judge By Appearances
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
Guest--what Have You Got
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A
Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
Mrs
Husband--where's Your Mistress
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On
Land Is A Songstress
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price
Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice
But One Thing I Know
This Matching For Dough
Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
I'm Nearly Starved
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's
Disposition
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until
She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
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