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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Puns Home
"You treat me," cried Mrs. Peck, "as though I was a monkey!"
"Oh, no!" responded H. Peck, "One can train monkeys."
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She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be
Ninety-five Per Cent
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
Mrs
Is The Proprietor In
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr
She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was
Accustomed To
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same
Amount Of Real Feeling
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent
To Market
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And
Then Died Remarked Mrs
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And
Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A
Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's
Whereabouts
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say:
The Saw's More Sad Than Witty
The Public Gathers 'round To Play
The Trust Controls The Kitty
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