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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




You treat me cried Mrs

Puns Home











"You treat me," cried Mrs. Peck, "as though I was a monkey!"



"Oh, no!" responded H. Peck, "One can train monkeys."











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A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any 'coppers' Down There
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
How Are You To-day
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The First Thing In The Morning
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same As They Have In New York
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter In Order To Settle With Paul But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter And Paul Never Sees Us At All
How To Make Your Trousers Last Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads: Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The Subway
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
Mrs
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
And So Prof
Husband--where's Your Mistress
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
She--are You Fond Of Tea
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver He Ran Out
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee