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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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You want a divorce from your wife do you
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"You want a divorce from your wife, do you?"
"Yes, sir, I do."
"What grounds?"
"Incompatability. She and the cook are quarreling continually."
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A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To
Mend The Break Of Day
Ah
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
Describe A Lake
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just
Published
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife
Must Be Beside Himself
Special Rules For Guests
Do You Believe In Luck
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night
Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because
She Is Always On The Watch
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed
But That Alas
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked
The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be
Ninety-five Per Cent
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A
Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
What A Distinguished Looking Man
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall
And Hit The Young Man's Head
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
What's The Matter Here
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