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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Young ladies who feel anxious to preserve the most symmetrical anatomical proportions should never be in a hurry

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"Young ladies who feel anxious to preserve the most symmetrical

anatomical proportions, should never be in a hurry. They should

remember that 'haste' makes waist."











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A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To Describe A Lake
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice But One Thing I Know This Matching For Dough Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
What Do You Think Of Windig
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
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I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver He Ran Out
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My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When You've Finished
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Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
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