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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Young ladies who feel anxious to preserve the most symmetrical
anatomical proportions should never be in a hurry
Puns Home
"Young ladies who feel anxious to preserve the most symmetrical
anatomical proportions, should never be in a hurry. They should
remember that 'haste' makes waist."
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A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A
Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
What Have You Here
Mrs
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied
Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying
Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't
He
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The
Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight
Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are
Still More So
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A
Dilapidated Condition
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause
When Mr
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah
Who Put On A Great Many Airs
She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana
And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath
Before Retiring
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been
Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
Mary Had A Little Waist
Where Waists Were Meant To Grow
And Everywhere The Fashions Went
Her Waist Was Sure To Go
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said
The Teacher
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
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