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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Young ladies who feel anxious to preserve the most symmetrical anatomical proportions should never be in a hurry

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"Young ladies who feel anxious to preserve the most symmetrical

anatomical proportions, should never be in a hurry. They should

remember that 'haste' makes waist."











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Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
How Is Your House Heated
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were You
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
What Is Love
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
Let Me See Said The Minister
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
Little Mary Quite Contrary
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient Jest Of Borem's
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The Way And Those Who Didn't
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric