Once upon a time there lived a king who was deeply in love with a princess, but she could not marry anyone, because she was under an enchantment. So the King set out to seek a fairy, and asked what he could do to win the Princess's love. ... Read more of Prince Hyacinth And The Dear Little Princess at Children Stories.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Young man don't you know you ought to lay something by for a rainy day

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"Young man, don't you know you ought to lay something by for a

rainy day?" "I do; my rubbers."











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We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter In Order To Settle With Paul But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter And Paul Never Sees Us At All
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
Mr
Mary Had A Little Waist Where Waists Were Meant To Grow And Everywhere The Fashions Went Her Waist Was Sure To Go
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
He Who Courts And Goes Away May Court Again Another Day; But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still May Go To Court Against His Will
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't He
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged To
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A Week
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of Water
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
Little Mary Quite Contrary
You Have A Bad Cold He Said