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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Young man don't you know you ought to lay something by for a rainy day

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"Young man, don't you know you ought to lay something by for a

rainy day?" "I do; my rubbers."











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A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down In That Hole
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
What Is The Best Way To Raise Cabbage
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were You
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
Cohen Left The Ball-game
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
Well Have You Anything To Say
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty