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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Young man don't you know you ought to lay something by for a
rainy day
Puns Home
"Young man, don't you know you ought to lay something by for a
rainy day?" "I do; my rubbers."
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me
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Puns
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same
Amount Of Real Feeling
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A
Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same
As They Have In New York
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
Let Me See Said The Minister
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You
Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg
On The Nest
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial
I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
Gee Whizz
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military
Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
The Street Car Lurched
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr
She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
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