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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Young man don't you know you ought to lay something by for a rainy day

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"Young man, don't you know you ought to lay something by for a

rainy day?" "I do; my rubbers."











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