Little Nelly told little Anita what she termed a "little fib." ANITA--"A fib is the same as a story, and a story is the same as a lie." NELLY--"No, it is not." ANITA--"Yes, it is, because my father said so, and my father is a professor... Read more of REAL ESTATE AGENTS at Free Jokes.caInformational Site Network Informational.ca
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"Rather absent-minded, isn't he?"

"Extremely so. Why, the other night when he got home he knew there was
something he wanted to do, but he couldn't remember what it was until he
had sat up over an hour trying to think."

"And did he finally remember it?"

"Yes, he discovered that he wanted to go to bed early."

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