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"Who was the originator of the idea that a husband and wife are one?"
"I give it up; but it strikes me he might have saved a lot of argument
if he had said _which_ one."
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_He:_ "I never knew until to-day that the Rev. Dr. Preachly married an
actress."
_She:_ "Oh, yes! It is she who rehearses him in those beautiful
extempore sermons he preaches."
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