Most Viewed
Humility
The Gloomy Guest
Physiology
Optimism
Repentance
Baptism
Hospitality
A Lovers' Quarrel
A Bad Case
Spanking
Least Viewed
Appearance
Economy
Sympathy
Cause And Effect
Discretion
Sarcasm
What He Preferred
He Knew
Precocity
Reassuring
Random Stories Jokes
Sheep And Goats
Played Them Both Up
Ghosts
Spring
Questions
Facts
Insurance
Punishment
Cowardice
Foresight
|
Babies
Stories Jokes Home
The visiting Englishman, with an eyeglass screwed to his eye, stared in
fascinated horror at the ugliest infant he had ever seen, which was in
its mother's arms opposite him in the street car. At last, his fixed
gaze attracted the mother's attention, then excited her indignation.
"Rubber!" she piped wrathfully.
"Thank God!" exclaimed the Englishman. "I fancied it might be real."
* * *
The teacher had explained to the class that the Indian women are called
squaws. Then she asked what name was given to the children?
"Porpoises," came one eager answer.
But a little girl whose father bred pigeons, called excitedly:
"Please, teacher, they're squabs!"
Next: Bait
Previous: Authors
Viewed 420
|
Informational.ca
