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Bottled Courage
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"Is this stuff guaranteed to make a rabbit slap a bulldog in the face?"
"My dear sir," said the bootlegger, with a pained expression. "This
stuff will make a tenant snap his fingers under his landlord's nose."
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"If a man has a beautiful stenographer, do you suppose that will cause
him to take more interest in his business?" asked Mr. Piglatch.
"I don't know whether he will take more interest in his business," said
Mr. Peckton, thoughtfully, "but his wife will."
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