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When a certain officer of the governor's staff died, there were many
applicants for the post, and some were indecently impatient. While the
dead colonel was awaiting burial, one aspirant buttonholed the governor,
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"Would you object to my taking the place of the colonel?"

"Not at all," the governor replied tartly. "See the undertaker."





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