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The convicted feudist was working for a pardon. It was reported to him
that the opposing clan was pulling wires against him, and spreading
false reports concerning him. He thereupon wrote a brief missive to the
governor:

"Deer guvner, if youve heared wat ive heared youve heared youve heared a
lie."





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