While thinking of some source of heat (a fireplace, a bonfire, the sun etc.) chant (if you are of the fire element): "I am warm, I am fire, all this warmth, is my desire" (x13) If you are not of the fire element, chant: "I am warm warm a... Read more of Warmth Spell at White Magic.caInformational Site Network Informational
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The paying teller told mournfully of his experience with a strange woman
who appeared at his wicket to have a check cashed.

"But, madam," he advised her, "you will have to get some one to
introduce you before I can pay you the money on this check."

The woman stared at him disdainfully.

"Sir!" she said haughtily. "I wish you to understand that I am here
strictly on business. I am not making a social call. I do not care to
know you."





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