Most Viewed
Humility
The Gloomy Guest
Optimism
Repentance
Physiology
Hospitality
Baptism
A Lovers' Quarrel
Cleanliness
Beginners
Least Viewed
Appearance
Economy
Sympathy
Cause And Effect
Discretion
Sarcasm
What He Preferred
He Knew
Victory
Reassuring
Random Stories Jokes
Help
Justice At Last
Lies
Threat
Tough On The Senator
His Reputation
Heaven
The Floor Held
Making Sure
Conceit
|
Innocence
Stories Jokes Home
A little girl four years old was alone in the nursery with the door
closed and fastened when her little brother arrived and expressed a
desire to come in. The following was the dialogue:
"I wants to tum in, Sissy."
"But you tan't tum in, Tom."
"But I wants to."
"Well, I'se in my nightie gown an' nurse says little boys mus'n't see
little girls in their nightie gowns."
There was a period of silence during which the astonished little boy
reflected on the mystery. It was ended by Sissy's calling out:
"You tan tum in now, Tom--I tooked it off."
* * *
The very young clergyman made his first parochial call. He tried to
admire the baby, and asked how old it was.
"Just ten weeks old," the proud mother replied.
And the very young clergyman inquired interestedly:
"And is it your youngest?"
Next: Inquisitiveness
Previous: Injustice
Viewed 568
|
Informational
