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_Mother:_ "Why, what's the matter, darling?"
_Small daughter_ (_tearfully_): "Oh, Mums, I do so want to give this
worm to my hen."
_Mother:_ "Then why don't you?"
_Small daughter_ (_with renewed wails_): "'C-cos I'm so afraid the worm
won't like it."
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"Does God make lions, Mother?"
"Yes, dear."
"But isn't he frightened to?"
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"Excuse me, officer, but have you seen any pickpockets about here with a
handkerchief marked 'Susan'?"
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_Mrs. Green to Mrs. Jones_ (_who is gazing at an aeroplane_): "My word!
I shouldn't care for one of _them_ flying things to settle on me."
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_The Woman:_ "Jazz stockings are the latest thing, dear. Here's a
picture of a girl with them on."
_The Man:_ "What appalling rot! Er--after you with the paper."
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_Small Invalid_ (_to visitor_): "I've had a lot of diseases in my
time--measles--whooping-cough--influenza--tonsilitis--but (_modestly_) I
haven't had dropsy yet."
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Monophysitism - Early in the catholic faith an idea that Jesus has only one nature instead of the duel nature. Monophysitism is the believe that Jesus does not have separate divine and human natures. Visit Monophysitism
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