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The woman was strong-minded, and she was religious, and she was also
afflicted with a very feminine fear of thunder storms. She was
delivering an address at a religious convention when a tempest suddenly
broke with din of thunder and flare of lightning. Above the noise of the
elements, her voice was heard in shrill supplication:
"O Lord, take us under Thy protecting wings, for Thou knowest that
feathers are splendid non-conductors."
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