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Maiden Speech
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The unhappy man explained the cause of his wretchedness:
"I've never made a speech in my life. But last night at the dinner at
the club they insisted on my making some remarks, and I got up, and
began like this:
"As I was sitting on my thought, a seat struck me."
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