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She had only been married a month, when her friend called to see how she

was getting on.



"We're getting on fine!" exclaimed the young wife. "We have a joint

account in the bank; it's such fun to pay bills by cheque."



"What do you mean by joint account?" asked the caller. "Do you put in

equal sums?"



"Oh! I don't put in anything," was the explanation. "Tom puts it in, and

I draw it out!"



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