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The objector to prohibition spoke bitterly:

"Water has killed more folks than liquor ever did."

"You are raving," declared the defender of the Eighteenth Amendment.
"How do you make that out?"

"Well, to begin with, there was the Flood."

* * *

The wife complained to her husband that the chauffeur was very drunk
indeed, and must be discharged instantly.

"Discharged--nothing!" the husband retorted joyously. "When he's sobered
off, I'll have him take me out and show me where he got it."





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