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It was a rule of the club that anyone asking a question which he himself
could not answer must pay a fine. One of the members presented a
question as to why a ground-squirrel in digging left no dirt around the
entrance to its hole. He was finally called on for the answer, and
explained that of course the squirrel began at the bottom and dug
"Excellent!" a listener laughed. "But how does the squirrel manage to
reach the bottom?"
"That," said the other with a grin, "is your question."