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The little girl had been naughty in school. By way of punishment, she
was directed by the teacher to remain in her seat after the session
until she had written an original composition containing not less than
fifty words. In a surprisingly short space of time, she offered the
following, and was duly excused:
"I lost my kitty, and I went out and called, Come, kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."
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