Scientific Proof
One day a teacher was having a first-grade class in physiology. She
asked them if they knew that there was a burning fire in the body all of
the time. One little girl spoke up and said:
"Yes'm; when it is a cold day, I can see the smoke."
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_Bolshie Tubthumper:_ Yaas, there didn't ought to be no poor. We all
ought to be wealthy, and the wealthy starvin' like us!
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_Sunday School Teacher:_ Now, Alfred, if you are always kind and polite
to your playmates, what will be the result?
_Alfred:_ They'll think they can lick me!
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