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The teacher talked on the four seasons, telling how in the spring the
new life comes to the earth, with the growth of grasses and leaves and
flowers, how this life matures in summer, and so on, and so on. Then she
called on the class to repeat the information she had given. She asked
one little boy about spring.
"What do we find in the spring, George?"
George seemed very reluctant to answer, but when the teacher insisted he
at last said:
"Why, ma'am, there's a frog, an' a lizard, an' a snake, an' a dead cat,
but I didn't put the cat there. It was another boy."
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