Little brown baby wif spa'klin' eyes, Come to yo' pappy an' set on his knee. What you been doin', suh--makin' san' pies? Look at dat bib--You's ez du'ty ez me. Look at dat mouf--dat's merlasses, I bet; Come hyeah, Maria, an' wipe off... Read more of Little Brown Baby at Martin Luther King.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Just before the service the clergyman was called into the vestibule by a
young couple, who asked that he should marry them. He answered he had
not time then, but that if they would wait until after the sermon he
would be glad to do so. Accordingly, just before the end of the service,
he announced:

"Will those who wish to be married to-day please come forward?"

Thirteen women and one man quickly stepped up.

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