The Gloomy Guest
Cause And Effect
What He Preferred
Random Stories Jokes
Holding His Own
Off Like A Shot
Stories Jokes Home
The little girl evidently appreciated the fact that all men and women
are liars, for _Punch_ records the following as the dialogue between her
and her mother when she had been caught in a fib:
_Mother:_ "It is very naughty to tell untruths, Kitty. Those who do so,
never go to heaven."
_Kitty:_ "Don't you ever tell an untruth, Mummy?"
_Mother:_ "No, dear--never."
_Kitty:_ "Well, you'll be fearfully lonely, won't you, with only George
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