Wants Her Rights
_He:_ "There is nothing like experience after all. She is our greatest
teacher."
_She:_ "And there is no holding back her salary, either."
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"And are you a good needlewoman and renovator, and willing to be
useful?"
"Madam, I am afraid there is some misunderstanding. I am a lady's
maid--not a useful maid."
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